Somewhere between a civil war era mortar and a penis we have this toy, perhaps the worlds biggest dong.

You'll notice from the picture that it looks big. That's not a trick of the camera work. When was the last time you held a dong weighing 8 pounds and 12 ounces?

It measures a little over 5 inches across, insertable, and 10.5 inches of insertable length. If it were any bigger it would need real wheels to get around. Despite being made of soft, comfortable, phthalate free jelly rubber, it easily stands up on it's own.

If you know someone who's looking for a challenge, or just need a coffee table centerpiece that's a surefire conversation starter, you need to pick up this product.