Jolly Good Giant Dong

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gape goddess

25 Dec 2008

I love this giant dong , its incredible . At first it was difficult but with alot of lube and confidence I went as far as 6 inches . I love every inch of it , but not recommended for first time anal lover .

Size Queen Wife

25 Jul 2008

My husband bought this because he said I needed a new challenge. My biggest dildo had a head about 10 inches around, and after a couple of years of regular use, I can take it with ease. Well this bad boy is 11.5 inches around at the head and it's all the challenge I can handle. I jumped off in pain the first few times my hubby put it in me. He got me good and drunk one night and loosened me up with a long fisting session to stretch my pussy and popped it in. It still hurt, but he got me to take some deep breaths and relax until the pain passed. Then the pleasure kicked in. He started rolling it left and right and I started cumming really hard. It's too big for fast in and out thrusting. Slow and easy with a ton of lube is the only way to go. I've never been so full. This isn't an every day toy for me, but when I want maximum stretching it's great. I can get about six inches deep before it gets too wide again, but I'll keep trying to get a little more in. This is no toy for beginners. I recommend this toy for any woman who's already experienced with huge dildos and wants to go to the next level. I won't be trying anything bigger than this. I'm already a little afraid I might hurt myself with this thing. I have no idea how anyone takes this thing in the ass. That would put me in diapers and probably in the hospital. I never understood the relationship between pain and pleasure before, but I understand it now. It hurts so good.

Deeply Satisfied Customer

22 Jul 2008

Hi there!! Ive been into private anal play for over 10years. And these dildos below are my first i have purchased and used. I purchased the Sperm Tail Butt Probe, 9" Big Split Mega Dong, Homo Gigantus and the Jolly Good Giant Dong together and oh my god! I cannot put them down! Every few days I get lubed up, start off with the Sperm Tails tail which is so gentle just to get relaxed and lubed. I push deeper until its wings are in my ass too, then turn it round and push its head in first working it until the whole thing is in me. Very nice feeling! Then I move to 9" Big Split. This slides in with ease after the Sperm Tails head and i ride it to the balls. This opens me up deeper. It really smooth and fels great! Then I move onto Homo Gigantus, with a good push the head 'pops' into my ass! Oh my god i cant describe how satisfying it is!! I thought i was taking it a couple of inches below the head but i videod it and im about 2/3's down the monstrous shaft!!! Which was amazing! Finally i try to take the Jolly Good Dong! Now this is huge. I cant quite get the head in me yet but im determined! I think its just confidence but i will get there eventually!! All in all unbelievable pleasure!!! What a Combo!!! I just wish my girlfriend would join in now! Have Fun!

gapenass

29 May 2007

this baby gets all the fun now all my other toys are feeling leftout cuz i use this bad boy all the time it goes in easy and leaves my hungery ass open just the way i like it

Dildo Luvr

29 Mar 2007

Delivery was super fast! At 1st I thought I didn't like the edge/lip of the head, but after warming it up and working with it for a week or so it's fantastic! The head is great, it's huge, but, oh so nice! And I'm gonna work on getting most of the rest in.

Doublefisting Veronica

22 Jan 2007

I just bought my second Jolly Good Giant Dong, now I can fill both my pussy and ass at the same time! That was just what I needed! I love this type of dong.

like big toys

08 Nov 2006

I bought this and the shroom at the same time. Shroom took quite a while to get comfortable with (although I wouldn't be parted from it now) and it took me months before I could handle this mother. This is an awesome toy. The first few times I got it in my anus my eyes damn near popped out. Nice pop on entry - it sort of compresses a little and then expands out. Recommended, but you really should explore your limits carefully before you buy, as I was disappointed with it for a while and it nearly went in the bin.

Passion Customer

14 Mar 2006

wow very like my anal hole hard open :)

KRAZEY MICK

14 Dec 2005

very big but with a little patience and a lot of lube its very satisfying

sheldon r.

16 Aug 2005

a true monster dildo to add to our collection and the base is very wide. firm and sturdy

NSD

16 Aug 2005

One of the best toys i have ever bought, and totally fulfilling.

vic

14 Aug 2005

didnt think it would be so big not really useable

Bob Dobbs

06 Jul 2005

I ordered one of these thinking, okay, I'm ready for something bigger. Well, I wasn't quite ready for this one. The two inch measurement in the diagram is a big misleading -- the actual head of this is about 3 1/2 inches in diameter, so mine is now sitting on the coffee table looking fabulous, but not particularly useful (describes a few people I know). I could loan it to my friend Mr. Ed to use on his horsey wife, but I can't imagine too many humans can do anything but use this as an altar piece, or as they say, a conversation starter. Good shock value though if you invite your folks over.

Big Fred

21 Nov 2004

After a warm up with the Megadong, its just great to sit on the Jolly Good Giant - great design, gradual stretch - goes deeper every time, its a must for the serious player

ben woodward

26 Apr 2004

ooooh it's a bit big - is it not? i must have one of these.

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