Ever been stopped at Customs, and thought Oi Oi! Is it the size of my package or are they just pleased to see me?.

Welcome to the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where Uniform meets Licence to Probe. This is one check-in where NO package is safe from the keen eyes of Officers Groper and Grinder and their eager-to-exploit boss, Miss Domina Trix.

She relishes in reminding them of the cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise, ?To Persicute the travelling Public?and ?To Tamper With People's Hidden Goods?.