Since the beginning of time man has talked about, worshipped and pampered his cock!

But, up until now, there's been no internationally recognised names to identify its size.

So this is it! A fun and easy way to give the cock an identity and personality all of its own. There's six names to fit all sizes - so what's yours called?

Stand up and be counted! Buy a Cockrule and take part in a national survey via the cockrule website. Enter your PIN number and input your findings; it couldn't be simpler. Have fun with your Cockrule pack which contains a Cockrule willy measurer for both length and girth!

As seen on the Jonathan Ross show!

This is an unforgettable gift! And a whole load of fun.